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sonicyouth1

5 years ago-Crime-Murder

I hate it when I'm texting and I'm rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen

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Has anyone heard anything from vapeman recently? Or is he now calling himself Wasp?

dogsbody14

28 min ago

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dogsbody14

38 min ago

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wasp

an hour ago

This younger lady at work said to me, "all this pro-Trump stuff you casually drop, it's not good for your rizz with girls."..... didn't matter much when I held her down in the parking lot and forcibly jizzed in her arse later.

wasp

2 hours ago

I remember a time when people were accused of stealing jokes from here,and posting them on Facebook as their own.....Fuck me, what's happened?

dogsbody14

2 hours ago

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lennyscrevasse You're part of the problem mate. Your jokes / memes are fucking wank. And I'm glad you think anyone who dislikes a self confessed sex pest, soon to be outed nonce who can barely string a sentence together as a nutter. Shows the level of critical thinking you're operating from. Guido is also about as funny as a Chlamydia diagnosis

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dogsbody14 Fuck off you faux yank!

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dogsbody14 Why are you pretending to be a septic tank??

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jackbuntis After fkn the site right up, hardly anything works, the four owners/mods have all but abandoned it now. Currently it’s dominated by Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom pre teen infantile content and several anti Trump nutters. All the funny big hitters that once dominated here have long since fkd off, sadly.

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dogsbody14 Shup up,you unfunny cockspanner...

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jackbuntis Aye, after fkn the site right up, hardly anything works, the four owners/mods have all but abandoned it now. Currently it’s dominated by Basil Brush/Dick ‘n’ Dom pre teen infantile content and several anti Trump nutters. All the funny big hitters that once dominated here have long since fkd off, sadly.

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Rank : 1 | Score : 180.07

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Rank : 2 | Score : 81.84

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Rank : 3 | Score : 74.40

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Rank : 4 | Score : 74.25

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Rank : 5 | Score : 60.50

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