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Tenish means roughly around ten o’clock in England. In Holland it’s some kind of racket sport.
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A pensioner died eating paint, thinking it was yoghurt. Thoughts are with his family during this emulsional time.
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A cop pulls over 2 Pakistani men in Birmingham Cop: “We are looking for two child molesters” The two Pakistani men look at each for a moment, reply with “okay we’ll do it”
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Did you know that rooks die after having sex? Well, the ones I fucked all did.
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I went to a pub with a sign that said “No WiFi, pretend it’s 1970” So I paid 12p, called the black landlord “boy” & lit up a fag.
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An Englishman, a Scot and Pakistani walk into a bar. The Pakistani yells “Allahu Akbar” and blows himself up. There are mass casualties. The government give a press conference and call out the far right and warn of Islamophobia.
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A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday. But there was no way I was swimming out that far to talk with her.
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