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Winter is coming.... That time of year where the poor have to make tough choices between feeding their kids, heating the house, or getting a massive new tattoo (Credit: drone from sickipedia.org)

First we had Diana, Queen of Hearts. Now we'll have Meghan, Queen of Spades

Lad, lads, lads, lads lads. Let's just calm down a bit. 1. I know KIMJONGTRUMP from the old site and I can tell you that he didn't cheat there and he doesn't cheat here. So I think attacking him is unjustified. 2. The so-called Trolls. You know I like a bit of banter and to a degree, I've defended you, so can we not keep it to that? It's not long to go before the new site is up, so it is pretty much pointless at the moment. 3. Funniman comes in for stick also and whilst I don't know him, it seems to me he's a good egg. 4. Scum/wewantjokes/mickhater - you're probably the same person and your comments are not helpful. They have the potential to escalate "banter" into bullying. And that's the thing. Banter is ok, but when it strays into bullying, I think that crosses a line which even sick cunts like us shouldn't cross. You're all seeing shadows and accusing (and even posting peoples work details) people who may or may not be "trolls". The old site was brilliant. It's gone. We have this. I wish we could have the old forum back but we have comments. So please lads, I know the new site will allow comments to be deleted, but even then, draw the line between a bit of banter and bullying. It's going too far.

The BBC Sports Personality of the Year, The spectacle which costs £59 million to stage to award a man who has already won many medals and earns millions in sponsorship yet another award. I hope all you nurses enjoyed watching it on your TV's bought on credit and you managed to turn up the heating just that little bit to watch the champagne flow. Happy Christmas

I was looking at thedarkman's profile and jokes. He's got more buried than Fred West had under his patio!

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming Sovereignty's coming home Red lines on a shirt Nige Farage still gleaming 45 years of hurt Finally we're leaving It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming Sovereignty's coming home It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming Sovereignty's coming home

NEWS: Russia behind hacking of Toys ? Us logo

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more. My naked body or the fact I knew where he lived

What's the difference between Hannah and Robert Mugabe? Robert Mugabe finally took the hint and fucked off.

Sex has gone downhill with the wife, so I bought her a dildo. "It looks like a carrot!" she said Which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning