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simplesimon

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : 29

If your palm itches you’re going to get something. If your crotch itches, you’ve already got it.

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-AIDS-Post Rating : 0

If your palm itches you’re going to get something. If your crotch itches, you’ve already got it.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 6

What do you call a snorkel that thinks it is a scuba suit? Self Proclaimed Underwater Breathing Aparatus

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4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 8

I had an interview at a company called Transparency, but I didn't get the job. Apparently I didn't speak clearly enough.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 43

Anthropologists tell us Neanderthal men did not walk fully erect. Which makes sense, given what Neanderthal women looked like.

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4 years ago-Celebrities-Wasp's wife-Post Rating : 15

Wasp's wife sat on the couch God help the fucking springs

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4 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 15

They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mind But I like to think he had posterior motives.

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4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 15

What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles? One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

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4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 0

What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles? One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 17

How did the trident beat the spear? It had two more points. Coat's on

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