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simplesimon

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simplesimon

4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 36

Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist.

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5 years ago-Thai Bird-Post Rating : 5

More pacific!

More pacific!

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4 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 14

What do you do if you wake up next to a large, mostly herbivorous, semiaquatic mammal? It is, of course, a completely hippotetical situation.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 31

What's red and orange and would look good on Boris Johnson? Fire.

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4 years ago-Celebrities-Wasp's wife-Post Rating : -1

I ran over wasp's wife today... She asked me why I didn’t go around her. I said I didn’t think I’d have enough petrol.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 19

I went to the doctor about my negativity and he diagnosed me with Optical Rectalitis, a condition that affects the nerve between my asshole and eyeballs... It gives me a shitty outlook on life.

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5 years ago-Thai Bird-Post Rating : 5

Cunt!!

Cunt!!

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Disability-Post Rating : 29

If your palm itches you’re going to get something. If your crotch itches, you’ve already got it.

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4 years ago-Celebrities-Wasp's wife-Post Rating : 15

Wasp's wife sat on the couch God help the fucking springs

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4 years ago-Racism-Scousers-Post Rating : 23

I couldn't join Liverpool fc even if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough. Turns out my parents weren't even related.

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