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siki

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siki

6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 34

My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection? He said, "yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas."

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6 years ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 26

I believe that I'm a pussy magnet. Because I always seem to be surrounded by cunts.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Periods-Post Rating : 20

The girlfriend's some sort of weirdo as she uses her vibrator during her period. Well I think she does .. It tastes like it.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 9

When I told my girlfriend I wanted to do her up the ass, she agreed, as long as I wore a condom. I don't want shit all over my fist anyway.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Periods-Post Rating : 6

When her pussy drips red, don't give a sigh, Don't get depressed and try not to cry. When timid fuckers would call it quits, A real man slams it right where she shits.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 4

Crematoriums. They really make my blood boil.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Piss-Post Rating : 4

Lots of people are injured slipping in public toilets every year. Just goes to show you: You've got to look out for Number 1.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 3

I go to the gym seven days a week. I'm the janitor.

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6 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

Quasimodo. That name rings a bell.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Penis-Post Rating : -2

I always remember what my gran used to say. "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Which really fucked me up when I had to be circumcised.

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