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I go to the gym seven days a week. I'm the janitor.
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Lots of people are injured slipping in public toilets every year. Just goes to show you: You've got to look out for Number 1.
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When I told my girlfriend I wanted to do her up the ass, she agreed, as long as I wore a condom. I don't want shit all over my fist anyway.
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My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection? He said, "yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas."
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I believe that I'm a pussy magnet. Because I always seem to be surrounded by cunts.
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The girlfriend's some sort of weirdo as she uses her vibrator during her period. Well I think she does .. It tastes like it.
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I always remember what my gran used to say. "If you want something done right, do it yourself." Which really fucked me up when I had to be circumcised.
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When her pussy drips red, don't give a sigh, Don't get depressed and try not to cry. When timid fuckers would call it quits, A real man slams it right where she shits.
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