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What do you call a Pakistani in a bath? A Rapist

Hospitals have always been riddled with Viruses!

The bodies of 26 teenage women and girls have been found in the Mediterranean, Italian police said. Obviously lessons need to be learned... Fucking swimming lessons.

Enoch Powell go's to Heaven and rings the bell at the pearly gates, no answer so again he rings the bell. Third time he presses again and hears footsteps approaching, "Hey who dat man"? said a voice, " fucking forget it" replies Enoch.

A man has tragically died whilst proposing undetwater. The man in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, plunged into the water to make his proposal. Lessons need to be learnt, fucking swimming ones primarily.

What's the difference between Alzheimer's disease and Parkinson's? Not sure, what? What's the disease between Alzheimer's and Parkinson's?

I bought the Mrs some crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing kinky just to give her a better grip on her broomstick.

A deaf kid walks into Santas Grotto as he's letting out the fart he's held for an hour. Poor fuckers had nightmares at Christmas ever since.

Watching Joshua v Ruiz i thought fucking hell have all the women gone to bingo?

Watching Joshua v Ruiz i thought fucking hell have all the women gone to bingo?