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My American flatmate is homesick, so I decided to make him feel more at home. I just shot him.

The Irish reckon they've solved their energy problem, they imported 100 million tons of sand from Saudi Arabia, and are going to drill for their own oil..

I like to tell jokes about things that I've experienced Which is why I tell child rape jokes

So, if you do the math Sickipedia style, the new version will be launched a month from tommorow....

A very sad day today for me 74 years ago today my grandad died in Aushwitz concentration camp He fell off the guard tower pissed up

What creacher is half Man and half Animal. Buffalo Bill

My British friend asked me about irony. However, I miss heard him thinking he said ivory, like in elephants teeth. It was an honest mistake but I should've known. How many wankers know anything about teeth.

I finally got around to watching the movie "Hard Candy," and I must say that it left me disturbed. What kind of bloke would actually want to fuck Ellen Page?

Turns out Jesus really was black. He lived at home until he was 30, was homeless for two years and wound up on death row

Three men talking in a prison cell.the first says I,m in here for attempted rape,the judge gave me two years and told me I was lucky if I had raped her I would,have got five years.the next man said I got five yes for attempted murder I was lucky I would have got ten yes if I'd have murdered her.the paki in the corner said I got ten yes for riding my bike without lights, the judge said I would have got life if it had been dark.