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What's the difference between a nigger and the Nationwide building Society? Nationwide is proud to be different.

So Dustin Hoffman is the latest celebrity to be accused of Sexually assaulting a female. In his defence it wasn't actually him, it was Tootsie.

John Lennon taking a walk along Brighton Seafront. Imagine all the Pebbles.

I asked my son how he would feel if he were to come down the stairs on Christmas morning and find that Santa hadn't left him any presents? He said that he would be very upset and probably cry. I said never mind son, Daddy would buy you a present. Really Daddy would you expressed my son! Yes son of course I would and it would even arrive in a nice little box, but just remember Kleenex isn't cheap anymore so only the one gift from me I said.

A Blackman finishes fucking a whitegirl. Holding back the tears she asks him what he will do now. Probably 5 -8 years in prison if I'm caught he answers.

My wife asked me for a new pair of waterproof Fitted gloves for Xmas. Straightforward I thought. However upon going to the shops to choose some I found the selection overwhelming. Why do they make Marigolds in so many colours I thought to myself.

Three games you won't see in a toy shop for sale this Xmas. JENGA - Twin towers edition GUESS WHO Rapist edition CLUEDO Oscar pistorius edition

Rio Ferdinand has decided to take up professional boxing. At least he won't need to worry about getting a black eye or a fat lip...

I've just been pulled to the side by my 6 year old sons school teacher who asked me why he keeps calling the two black lads in his class Koba and Caesar. I really can't help you with that one I replied to the teacher. Last time I'm letting him watch a Planet of the apes film I thought.

My White friend Terry adopted a black kid with Ginger hair. Or as we call him, Terrys Chocolate Orange...