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Please upvote if you don't think jokes should be censored due to political bias. Jokes should be allowed no matter where in the political spectrum they lie. Yesterday, the top rated joke was censored when a group of pearl clutchers feigned offence at a joke with 36 upvotes because they didn't like the politics. The mods should be politically agnostic when moderating jokes. Some jokes you may agree with politically, others not. Nothing wrong with that. Let the number of upvotes decide if a joke is funny or not. "Outraged" commenters are not the sole arbiter of what is funny. Feigning offence to a fairly tame joke is ridiculous when there are literally jokes about rape, necrophilia, incest, murder, genocide etc on this site. #FuckCensorship

How many sheep does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the light bulb and the other two to make sure their masks are on correctly.

What's the difference between a flight path and uncontrolled airspace? I don't know, I just be flying the helicopter. Sheeeeriiiiiiit!! Where ma watermelon be at?

Leftist arseholes, practice in the comfort of your own home by yelling "gammon" and "white supremacist" at your mirror and cancelling your own social media accounts. Nod to leemack

What does Kier Starmer put on his toast in the morning? Smarmalade

Why should you never wear Ukrainian boxer shorts? Because Chernobyl fallout

Great news, I see pfizer have created a new Covid-19 vaccine which is 90% effective!! Unlike our immune systems which are only 99.7% effective.

I like my coffee women how i Like my women... With my cock in it! (nod to apollo17 etc)

A) practice taking penalties Or B) practice taking the knee. Yeah, it paid off really well you useless shower of overpaid virtue-signaling cunts.

Chris Moyles was better looking when he was a fat ugly cunt.