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Twitter - @ShittierJokes Jokes from around the web. Trying them out on here first then posting on Twitter. (formerly MathsDebation)
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My daughter is really missing the sun. She has just lined up all her dolls facing out the window towards our outside grill. I think she’s preparing some sort of Barbie Queue.
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I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine … Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
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My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.
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I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs. I’ll be in my lab.
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A little girl says to her mother, 'Mummy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.' Her mum says, 'Well pick one sweetie - you can’t do both.'
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My town just had its annual incest competition... I entered my sister!
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A bad workman always blames his fools… Tools, I meant tools. Stupid keyboard…
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 14 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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I found someone’s wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I turned it into wine.
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