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🎼Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right, here I am....🎼 At the Liverpool homecoming tour.

It must be a relief for the dirty Liverpool fans to win the 6th champions league final. At last they can remind us all how many times they’ve won it by showing the fingers on one hand.

I’ve just had a really small funnel made, I stuck it down my japs eye and poured some domestos, some star drops and a bit of cillit bang into my willy. Sorry, I just had to cum clean.

Harry Redknapp phones Jurgen Klopp and says “That’s how you win a final gayboy “

We can get punished, banned and deleted for a duplicate joke. But you can remind us of Stan Lees death every day for two fuckin weeks .

@raytheon had lucked the comments after his non joke because he doesn’t want to hear from you lowly pieces of shite He is a mod therefore he is better than you.

10000 flames are lit at the Tower of London Hello.... London....Tower......Flames

Is there anything as painful as logging onto sickipedia, and getting that lovely warm feeling when you think one of your fellow peadians has reached out to you personally with a comment.... To find happychopper has posted another joke

Because of the uproar about the Grenfell Tower effigy I’ve had to cancel the Grenfell Tower pinnate I’d ordered for the kids birthday party. It would have been brilliant.... When you hit it with a stick little chocolate muslims fall out of the windows.

After yesterday’s horrific helicopter crash at Leicester city’s ground, there is some positives we can take from the tragedy... At least it wasn’t Liverpool, we couldn’t fucking cope with 30 years of this.