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After yesterday’s horrific helicopter crash at Leicester city’s ground, there is some positives we can take from the tragedy... At least it wasn’t Liverpool, we couldn’t fucking cope with 30 years of this.

The Scottish people needn’t worry about the ‘panther’ that’s reported to be on the loose. If it’s been in Scotland for a length of time it won’t have any fucking teeth left.

Harry Redknapp phones Jurgen Klopp and says “That’s how you win a final gayboy “

It must be a relief for the dirty Liverpool fans to win the 6th champions league final. At last they can remind us all how many times they’ve won it by showing the fingers on one hand.

Because of the uproar about the Grenfell Tower effigy I’ve had to cancel the Grenfell Tower pinnate I’d ordered for the kids birthday party. It would have been brilliant.... When you hit it with a stick little chocolate muslims fall out of the windows.

I think it’s terrible in this day and age that charities have to advertise for donations for their causes, I live a comfortable life with nice clothes, nice houses, nice cars so I was wondering........ is there anyone I can pay to remove these scrounging cunts off my telly.

Mo Salah. The DeLorean of football players.

I am utterly gobsmacked... The horrible, ugly black cunt next door to me ha just called me a racist, the stupid fucking nigger , hasn’t got a clue.

To try to ease the rising racial tension in south London I’m opening an ice cream parlour run by blacks, exclusively for blacks. Niggerbokkaglories opens Monday.

10000 flames are lit at the Tower of London Hello.... London....Tower......Flames