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You can tell when someone has a high sperm count when you have to chew before you swallow.

By 2030 Biofuel company Firefly plans to provide Whizz Air with airplane fuel made from poo. Can't make this shit up.

As she lay there screaming in agony, and her body covered in fatal burns, Superman knew this was the first and last time he would try and undress a woman with his eyes.

Sickipedia is one of the leading green sustainable movements. It's been recycling jokes since 2006

Superglue seemed logical

Top aid to UK Boris Johnson has left with immediate effect, a spokesperson said for a while they wasn't sure if he was Cummings or going

Apparently my eyes are racist, I can only see in black and white.

I have been thinking about going to an optician to have my eyes checked. I was considering Specsavers, but now I decided to visit Durham Castle instead because it is cheaper.

When you summarise the last few months you can see where we went wrong with the Coronavirus: December 2019: People who are in affected areas in China should fly home. January 2020: people might have been affected by passengers coming from affected areas. February 2020: first cases in UK without connection to infected areas. March 2020: ah crap...

After announcing that she will step down in April, Dianne Abbot said Tearfully: "I've been Shadow Secretary since 2015, these past 9 years in the role have been amazing" before stating that she will "miss Jeremy Kyle, he was a fantastic leader and friend"