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So yesterday along with about a dozen other vehicles I'm driving along a country road full of bends and dips and covered in damp leaves but we are all still managing to maintain about 50mph, when out of nowhere 3 motorbikes went flying past the lot of us doing about 80mph on the other side of the road. I thought SHIT! I hope they make it, but then took some comfort from the fact that if they had all been wiped out and knocked 200 yards across a field their friends and loved one's would have known that it wasn't their fault. Fuckin car drivers.
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For the benefit of the ignorant ( well just for me really but others might have a passing interest as well), what is the story with John Persival and all the vitriol surrounding other users and accusations that fly around? As I end up reading them it would be nice to know the context if anyone would care to elaborate as it is confusing to the uninitiated. Thanks in advance.
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Warning to all females living within a 10 mile radius of jizz to be extra vigilant for the next 7 days as he has a 7 day ban from sickipedia, a grudge and plenty of time on his hands.
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What's the definition of progress? Well from a Sickipedia point of view, on Saturday night at 21.50...….38 posts, 4 duplicates,3 pages, top post scores 16, only 3 posts score double figures, by the bottom of page 1 you are on 2 votes, a small handful of die-hards doing their best, not a lot to laugh at if I'm being honest and I accept that I am not adding much value other than pointing this out. I am the first to admit that I cant live with the sharp witted fuckers but where have they all gone? This will be removed almost within seconds of me posting it so you have more chance of meeting Salman Rushdie at Finsbury Park mosque than reading this. We're doomed.
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Mystery fans. Don't waste your time reading Ruth Rendell novels or playing Cluedo. Just post something on here and try and work out which miserable twat keeps voting you down.
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Winds of up to 80mph are set to hit parts of the UK after Storm Helene swept in from the west coast overnight. Hopefully it will make its way to Brighton and blow all the Liberal party conference delegates into The English Channel and directly to France where they can stay happily ever after.
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Talking of tribute bands, who came first, The Vibrators or The Buzzcocks?
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I wonder if Glenn Hoddle will come back as a spastic.
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Wolf Alice. Never heard of you to be honest and never heard one of your songs, yet for some reason I really like you. Keep up the good work.
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