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Chuka Umunna has left the Lib Dems and joined Sinn Fein.

Dear Nicola Sturgeon, Keep up the good work hen. Yours, England.

The Queen was heard saying to her chief advisor "Oh God I suppose that scruffy, lying bastard is coming round to see me later today", to which he replied "Err No Ma'am. Labour lost".

The Queen was heard saying to her chief advisor "Oh God I suppose that scruffy, lying bastard is coming round to see me later today", to which he replied "Err No Ma'am. Labour lost".

Jeremy Corbyn says he will not lead Labour at the next election. Really! Why ever not?

Ironically 75% of the waiting staff serving Corbyn canapes at his leaving do tonight will be on zero hours contracts and 50% will be Jewish.

Following her devastating and humiliating defeat, Jo Swinson told Laura Kuennsberg with a tear in her eye "Thank fuck dad aint around to see this."

Fair play to that old cunt Corbyn. He's booked his leaving do next Friday at the Golders Green synagogue social club. Treasurer of the club Manny Tottenham Yid Epschteeen said " Oy vey, we don't normally allow his sort in but as my old papa used to say, business is business ma boy".

I'm shocked to see Ian Wright acting like a right petulant cunt in the jungle. He was a perfect gentleman when he played for Arsenal.

When do these students in Hong Kong find time to revise?