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I'm stopping posting jokes about fish. I'm finding it sole destroying All fish related comments please

I don't quite know what this country is coming to, you have school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. I don't know if I should carry more money or more sweets.

I came on this site to post a joke after several months of being away and I'm shocked to see all this infighting by just a few,or maybe all the same people ruining what is left of this once decent site. Perhaps it would be better if you took all your nastiness to some other form of social media and let the genuine people post their humour instead of their bigotry

If I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "Not very good at maths".

I had to drive to Wales the other day, so my mate came with me. As we were driving along he was looking at the road signs and suddenly he shouted "Fuck me, my dyslexia has gone".

The Irish Navy have pledged support if a major threat arises from North Korea. They are sending three warships, one full of sand,one with cement and one full of water. An Irish Naval spokesman has said that their role would be close ground support, laying down a heavy mortar attack.

Fuck me, I've been too busy to log in today, so now what do I discover? That tooth obsessed septic tank GhengisV has been released from the unfunny farm.

I've just discovered a refreshingly new website "Conjunctivitis.com" It really is a site for sore eyes

Ryanair's Michael O'Leary went into a pub in Dublin, he says to the barman "A pint of your draught Guinness please" The barman says "Certainly sir, that will be two euros please" O'Leary says "That's almost as fair as my flight prices" The barman replies "Would you be wanting a glass with that sir"

They say that babies can catch anything in the first six months. Total bollocks, I've lobbed a mug, football,shoe and a housebrick at my sisters new baby, and so far everything has smacked him in the face Not mine so credit to whoever wrote it