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The misses hates it when I wake up in the morning with Wood. So she waits until I go out & plays with her favourite toy Buzz. We need to seriously have words about playing dirty games with our sons Toy Story dolls.

For every goal Aston Villa concedes each game, John Terry will fuck the scorers wife just to feel like a draw.

I wonder if Greta Thunberg uses a plastic dildo or a wooden one.

All far Eastern women have jap's eyes!!!

How to upset Labour voters: Replace food banks with Job Agencies.

One week later and Labour supporters are still crying about the election. They should be happy this time of year, the Job Centre is closed for 2 weeks.

After the incident in the Birmingham cinema with Muslim children turning up with Machetes, the local council has ordered all Halal butchers to store their cutlery away from children.

Greta Thunberg is outraged she only received a lump of charcoal for Christmas.

Forest fires in Australia have apparently wiped out a 3rd of all Koala Bears. When they start asking for a £2 per month donation, I'll be flying over there adding more fuel to the fire.

Due to global warming, Sadiq Khan has issued a ban on all plastic cutlery & has told all the black & Muslim communities to go back to stabbing people using only metal knives.