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Why did the Sambo leave Sicki? and the mod said... This joke has been removed from timeline for following reason: Everything you post scores high, and it's not as though they're brilliant. Next cheated up post and I'll ban the account. TLDR: i was too funny 😂
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Just a quick heads-up, lads... Tesco are giving away free Christmas turkeys to anyone who can outrun their security guards.
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I accidentally played dad instead of dead when the bear attacked, now it can ride a bike without stabilisers. nod to Darker
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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked.”
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New research confirms link between Turtles and Lesbians. They both choke on plastic.
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Dad always used to say: ‘the best bit about the fight was the make-up sex.’ Great dad, terrible boxer.
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I heard that wasp woke up this morning with an enormous stiffy. Condolences/congratulations, mate.
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I wondered why the missus was throwing all my Stephen King books around. Then IT hit me.
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My daughter said, ‘Dad, can I have a rabbit?’ ‘No’ I said, ‘you're too young, use your fingers.’
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They say chameleon’s blend in well, but this smoothie tastes fuckin’ terrible.
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