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sambo

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5 years ago-Crime-Domestic Violence-Post Rating : 0

Why did the Sambo leave Sicki? and the mod said... This joke has been removed from timeline for following reason: Everything you post scores high, and it's not as though they're brilliant. Next cheated up post and I'll ban the account. TLDR: i was too funny 😂

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5 years ago-Other-Shopping-Post Rating : 40

Just a quick heads-up, lads... Tesco are giving away free Christmas turkeys to anyone who can outrun their security guards.

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5 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes-Post Rating : 24

I accidentally played dad instead of dead when the bear attacked, now it can ride a bike without stabilisers. nod to Darker

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 36

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked.”

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5 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 5

New research confirms link between Turtles and Lesbians. They both choke on plastic.

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 38

Dad always used to say: ‘the best bit about the fight was the make-up sex.’ Great dad, terrible boxer.

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5 years ago-Celebrities-Wasp's wife-Post Rating : -1

I heard that wasp woke up this morning with an enormous stiffy. Condolences/congratulations, mate.

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 17

I wondered why the missus was throwing all my Stephen King books around. Then IT hit me.

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5 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : -1

My daughter said, ‘Dad, can I have a rabbit?’ ‘No’ I said, ‘you're too young, use your fingers.’

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5 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 41

They say chameleon’s blend in well, but this smoothie tastes fuckin’ terrible.

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