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Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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In bed with the missus last night, I reached over and started fondling her breasts. "Ooh," she giggled. "Trying to get lucky, are you?" "Sure am," I replied. "But I haven't found a lump yet."
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They say chameleon’s blend in well, but this smoothie tastes fuckin’ terrible.
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Top White House aide confirms, ‘only one term for Donald Trump’ “He’s definitely a cunt” said the unnamed official.
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Early US erection news. Melania has just tried to cut off the Donald’s cock. Sadly she missed, but the cops are charging her with a misdewiener.
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Autocorrect has just dropped me right in the shit... Now the missus thinks I want to fuck Alan tonight.
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What was the last thing Jesus heard before dying? "put his feet together, I've only got 3 nails left"
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A black guy in a library asked me where the coloured printer was. I replied, "Mate, it's 2018, you can use any printer you want."
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That's the last time I use my Sean Connery accent to tell the wife to sit on my face.
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Why did the Sambo leave Sicki? and the mod said... This joke has been removed from timeline for following reason: Everything you post scores high, and it's not as though they're brilliant. Next cheated up post and I'll ban the account. TLDR: i was too funny 😂
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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