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So, the Chief fire officer says they couldn't save 1400 cars as they didn't have enough water, despite the Mersey being yards away . Then he States, sprinklers would of doused the flames, despite 70 engines being at the scene. They saved two dogs, lost a major building and 1400 cars. And they constantly tell the public they are under paid and treated unfairly as they have to work beyond 50 yes of age. Hmmmm !

To all leftist non gender snowflakes. Fast fwd 25 years. The flag of Islam unfurls over Buckingham Mosque. Women no longer work, drive, or attend schools. Oasis Camels top the charts. You shit in a hole in the ground and toilet paper is banned. Emperor Corbyns illegitimate offsprings reside in Downing St social housing project with 10 wives , twenty kids each and have never worked a day in their lives. A Bacon Butty carries a death sentence. Your granddaughter is sat on your lap , looks into your eyes and desperately asks, " Grandad, what the fuck was you thinking of back then !!??"

Operation ' nigger cull ' in London has dramatically improved, following the distribution of firearms within local tribes

Why didn't they just turn Steven Hawkins off at the wall, wait for ten seconds, then turn the fucker back on again ?

yesterdays earthquake was apparently felt in self pity city aka Liverpool. Gerry Marsden will release a charity record and counselling will be available, along with two minutes silence at the next match at Anfield and black armbands will be worn by the players.

following the false alarm in Hawaii of an imminent nuclear strike, I cant help wondering how the response is , towards peoples reactions when the news came over that the missile will impact in twenty minutes. How many neighbours were shagged, declarations of ' ive always loved you ' to the wifes sister, father in laws headbutted, bosses set on fire, dressed up in a pvc sailors uniform and fucked the family Labrador...

Barcelona completed an incredible 865 passes yesterday. Liverpool couldn't do that if they bought Gerrard and Carragher out of retirement and put them on mastermind

Allah was addressing his latest martyr's telling them how revered they are for slaughtering the infidel Christians around the globe, giving a smug grin across the clouds to God. God simply parted the clouds , looked down on Pakistan and said to Allah " top that one, you smelly little cunt "

Just watching the wonderful tributes in Manchester to the bomb victims from last years attack . It was very fitting until I saw a little scally in a corner , with a placard " don't forger the 96 !!?"

This Grenfell fire enquiry, seems to be going on and on. Are we absolutely sure, there was no scousers in there !?