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Allah was addressing his latest martyr's telling them how revered they are for slaughtering the infidel Christians around the globe, giving a smug grin across the clouds to God. God simply parted the clouds , looked down on Pakistan and said to Allah " top that one, you smelly little cunt "

Just watching the wonderful tributes in Manchester to the bomb victims from last years attack . It was very fitting until I saw a little scally in a corner , with a placard " don't forger the 96 !!?"

This Grenfell fire enquiry, seems to be going on and on. Are we absolutely sure, there was no scousers in there !?

Operation ' nigger cull ' in London has dramatically improved, following the distribution of firearms within local tribes

I had a problem with Alexa, so I thought I wonder if it can do self diagnosis. I said " Alexa, what's wrong with you ?". " nothing " she muttered

Who's the daddy

Thank fuck Dale Winton wasn't a fuckin Scouser....... All the games will be able to kick off on time this weekend

Following the multiple deaths and injuries in the Russian shopping Mall, Theresa May has sent a message, " top that, Putin, you cunt !! "

In recognition of the great man, Steven Hawkins, Penguin are to release his novel ' around the house in 80 days '

Why didn't they just turn Steven Hawkins off at the wall, wait for ten seconds, then turn the fucker back on again ?