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runcorn82

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4 years ago-Crime-Prostitution-Post Rating : 9

At 38 years of age I still regularly shave my pubic hair.. It gets rid of the evidence

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4 years ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 18

I'm not saying my wife's thick but.... She married me. (nod to chum)

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4 years ago-Crime-Abduction-Post Rating : 13

My wife is always going mad when I forget to wear my mask in public. I suppose she's right, less chance of being recognised.

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4 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 11

My Liverpool supporting mate has been abit down in the dumps since his clubs recent run of form, so being the supportive friend I am despite being a Everton fan, I decided to help take his mind of his troubles... I fucked his wife.

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4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 8

Purple Aki. Putting the ape in rape.

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4 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 9

Valentines day tomorrow and as usual I won't be able to open my door. I'm in jail.

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4 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 6

My 21 year old new lesbian neighbour just asked me if I would like to stay for dinner? , her partner was in the kitchen cooking a roast.. Her face turned to disgust as I replied, "I would do love but it's not the type of roast I would be interested in..".

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4 years ago-Other-Wife-Post Rating : 14

My wife is a heavy drinker. She's not alcoholic or anything, she's just fat.

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4 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 18

It's a pickpockets nightmare, This 2 metre distancing rule.

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4 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 2

Working at McDonald's isn't great and I often find my self laughed at by customers when I try and flirt a little. Just the other day for example some young bird said "You have no chance with me pin dick, hurry up with my order!." I smiled and replied, "once you have tried a big mac, you won't be needing your chicken nuggets."

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