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I agree with the others on here,scrap the down button otherwise this site will be ruined...Act now mods before it's too late!

Vapeman should replace Gareth Southgate and chum should replace Harry Kane. Between them they would show how things should be run,just like the marvellous job they're doing on here! Huzzah!

Vapeman is amazing and chum for P.M! Huzzah!

Does anyone know if Petrocelli ever finished building his house?

Diane Abbot has been reinstated back into the Labour Party. A Party spokesman said "Well, we had to do something to get the stab monkeys vote..."

'Britain's Got Talent' The only place you'll find a nigger called 'Innocent'.....

Watching BGT the other night, my missus said, "Doesn't Amanda Holden's daughter look like her?" "Yeah but I bet her arse and twat are a LOT tighter." I replied. She's still not talking to me.

Genuine news fact....Somebody started a joke online saying that Mossad,the Israeli secret service, killed the Iranian president, and the perpetrator was named Eli Kopter. This has been reported as fact by the Pakistani Government......Who said Muslims were fucking thick??

Hemophiliacs are rotten bleeders.

I met a cracking looking German bird in a bar last night,so I asked her where she was from, "Berlin" she replied. I told her that my Granddad used to do regular trips there, "What business was he in?" She asked, her beautiful blue eyes glittering with interest, "Demolition mainly " I said, "He used to fly a Lancaster bomber". I never saw her again.