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I asked my friend in North Korea what it was like living there,he said he couldn't complain...

What's small,ugly and sobs uncontrollably in the corner? Warwick Davis

FOR SALE...Flat in St Hellier, Channel Islands. In need of some restoration and minor clearance work. Would suit professional builder as bricks scattered over wide area. Please contact - Ivor Gasleak, Bang & Gone Estate Agents.

At this rate,even an advert for the ku Klux Klan will have at least one black bugger in it...

A jiggerboo woman in Missouri has 'accidentally' killed her niglet by putting it in the oven instead of its crib...... Somebody must of told her they taste like chicken.

"Give it to me" she begged,"Give it to me..." "I'm so wet, oh god, I'm so wet...I want it NOW!" She screamed.... But,there's no way I would give up that umbrella,to anyone.....

What's got four legs and an arm? A very happy pit bull...

Kate Garraways new book "Boo Hoo- Poor me" is currently being rushed through the presses....Along with a £24.0000.0000 advancement....

Genuine BBC news report... 'Migrants to get Diphtheria at processing centre' Missing word typo error, or rogue BBC reporter?

Watching BGT the other night, my missus said, "Doesn't Amanda Holden's daughter look like her?" "Yeah but I bet her arse and twat are a LOT tighter." I replied. She's still not talking to me.