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Does any one know if it’s illegal now to ask for a tray of pansies in a garden centre , or faggots at the butchers?

Went to see the new Elton John movie “Rocket Man “ only way to enter the cinema was via the rear entrance, a request of Elton apparently.

Ok I heard this joke first about 10 years ago, not sure if it’s ever been posted on here but here it is certain parts with a French accent but you will get the idea. An English gynaecologist is at a conference in France and during the lunchtime he is walking through a local park with a French colleague the French Dr says “ you know last week I had a young lady come into my clinic with a clitoris like a melon” The English Dr says” oh poor girl however did she walk? “ French guy “ oh you English and your sense of humour I was talking about the flavour not the size”.

Diane Abbott is worried that someone is going to rape her, I wouldn’t worry Diane there are not many mad blind rapists about.

Ok admit it who found it funny that some black guy froze to death and fell off a plane wheel and landed in someone’s garden?

I like the new website. It can’t have been easy creating it when you're out of your brain on coke and furiously masturbating at the same time!

A masturbation contest the only competition that if you come first,you come last.

Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He's mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I've called him England. Credit to the original writer.

I wonder if Tom Daly’s kid meets Elton John’s kids they will have the argument “ my mums got a bigger cock than yours”

A government spokesman was asked today if the flood victims in Cornwall would get compensation like the tower victims, he said don't be silly these people are not black and most of them work and pay taxes, we as a government only help lazy black fuckers.