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It has been announced that k pop star Moonbin has died, his family have announced that after his cremation , they would like him to be known as Dustbin.

Ok I heard this joke first about 10 years ago, not sure if it’s ever been posted on here but here it is certain parts with a French accent but you will get the idea. An English gynaecologist is at a conference in France and during the lunchtime he is walking through a local park with a French colleague the French Dr says “ you know last week I had a young lady come into my clinic with a clitoris like a melon” The English Dr says” oh poor girl however did she walk? “ French guy “ oh you English and your sense of humour I was talking about the flavour not the size”.

I like the new website. It can’t have been easy creating it when you're out of your brain on coke and furiously masturbating at the same time!

Does any one know if it’s illegal now to ask for a tray of pansies in a garden centre , or faggots at the butchers?

If people kneel because Floyd died because of a kneel on his neck , pity he didn’t die because of a swift kick in the bollocks, would love to see people showing their respect to his death then.

I tell you what is a fucking joke is all those inbred morons that plan to vote for that cunt Corbyn

Ok admit it who found it funny that some black guy froze to death and fell off a plane wheel and landed in someone’s garden?

Went to see the new Elton John movie “Rocket Man “ only way to enter the cinema was via the rear entrance, a request of Elton apparently.

Diane Abbott is worried that someone is going to rape her, I wouldn’t worry Diane there are not many mad blind rapists about.

A masturbation contest the only competition that if you come first,you come last.