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Surly The Pulitzer prize should go to the best porno

Apparently a Harry Potter actress has turned her hand to herb gardening. Well I for one will be googling images of " Emma Watson's mint bush "

Breaking news, fire started " at cannabis factory " The Chief Fire Marshall stated, we could have had the blaze out after one hour but the crew kept disappearing to the local off license for munchies

Food banks across London welcome the news that Kenya Airways are dropping off fresh supplies of frozen niggers

I like to scrape cheese off my bellend using a piece of 1970's comedian's abrasive card. I call it my Dick Emery paper

Parents evening at school. Teacher, " your daughter Connie keeps getting bullied" Mr Lingus, " oh why is that"?

Police interviewing the driver of the lorry - Did you know there's 39 dead bodies in the back of your lorry? No sir, they were alive when they climbed in. But what about the horrible stench? They apologized and said if I drove quickly with my window down I wouldn't notice.

Forensic investigation statement :- Not only was the trailer a refrigeration unit but also a futuristic cloning pod

Government warning over football racism . Make sure it's less than 15 a day

If you're up for a shag and your woman's got diarrhea remember what Bullseye taught us :- Aim for the pink if you're giving her wood, pierce the brown and get covered in mud