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Everyone clapped when I announced I was ambidextrous. Piss taking fuckers!
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I asked my wife to get me a green jumper for my Birthday. Just unwrapped a Frog!
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My carrots think I take too many drugs.
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My Mum straddled me and shouted in my face, "You're a fucking loser!" Wasn't what I expected to happen the second I lost my virginity.
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My spouse, Fi, has left me because of my obsession with the internet. "Why Fi, Why?"
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Apparently our stranded cruise ship made it back to shore thanks to a tug. Wow, I didn't realise I was wanking that vigorously!
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Seems a boring category but I'll contribute. RMS Titanic
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I found a wooden stake with a square piece of wood attached to it. I thought fuck it, I'll try selling it. Wrote for sale on it and stuck it on my front lawn. Wow, just been offered £300k for it!
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"You've go spunk in your hair you dirty fucker!" I shouted furiously My cock never replied.
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I bought a shoe cam off a voyeurs site. I'd highly recommended it. You'd be amazed at the amount of dog shit you tread in during the day.
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