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My wife just called me. She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous." I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."
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More sad news from the music industry... Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.
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You can't please some women. I bought my wife 250 flowers for Valentine's Day. So what if they spell out 'Grandad'
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I had an argument with a lollipop lady today. She made me cross.
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My girlfriend asked "Do you want to get married?" I said "Sure". She said "That's great, when?" I said "well just like every other guy, when I meet the right girl"
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What's twelve inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick.
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I thought I saw a black ghost the other day... It turned out to be a woman in a burka.
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There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I'm stuck here just holding my rod.
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A policeman saw me urinating in the street whilst I was in Italy last week. He said to me "That's a fine". So I carried on and said "Cheers mate"
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What's the difference between Liverpool and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer.
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