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A vagina is like the weather - Once it gets wet, its time to go inside.
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My girlfriend asked "Do you want to get married?" I said "Sure". She said "That's great, when?" I said "well just like every other guy, when I meet the right girl"
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More sad news from the music industry... Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.
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A policeman saw me urinating in the street whilst I was in Italy last week. He said to me "That's a fine". So I carried on and said "Cheers mate"
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday and she said "something with a lot of diamonds". I hope she likes the deck of cards I got her.
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When my girlfriend told her friends she was going to grab a box of tissues and head off to bed, she got sympathy. When I said that, I got disgust.
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A guy squared up to me in the pub yesterday and asked me if I had given his girlfriend dirty looks. "No, that was her parents" I replied.
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I had an argument with a lollipop lady today. She made me cross.
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What does comedy central have that ginger's don't? Friends.
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What's the difference between One Direction and a pack of cigarettes? There are only 4 fags in One Direction.
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