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Of course black lives matter. I need one to be my butler, one to be my chauffeur, and one to shine my shoes.

My great grandfather was a Bristolian builder who absolutely worshiped Colston. So much so, he put him on a pedestal.

Government Directive 67812/gfyxb/718: If you like 1970s funk, the outfit responsible for the 1974 instrumental Pick Up the Pieces will now be referred to as The Average Caucasian Band.

What happened to all those lovely classical names like Catherine, Charlotte, Rebecca, Caroline etc.? FFS, my neighbour’s baby girl is called Mmm Danon.

For the last week or so I’ve been wondering why Great Britain did so badly in the Eurovision Song Contest. Was it that screeching fat twat James Newman’s fault or the fact that the song was weaker than a homeopathic soup made from the shadow of a dead pigeon?

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I will always worship the ground that James Corden walks on. Praying there’ll be the most deadly landmines known to mankind.

I regularly visit an incredibly cheap whore with incontinence. I call her my tenner lady.

Russell Brand. I’m not a fan of the cunt, but isn’t the case against him built entirely on a thing in law called “slag’s remorse”?

🎵My hearse is leaving old Durham town🎵