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I don't fucking care if you are Richard Branson. You can't leave that in my back garden.

So, niggers can't swim, or take penalties.

It's terrible news about these floods in Germany and Belgium. They totally missed France.

Tried those Numan erectile pills. I now have a boner to die for but I'm too scared to leave my car.

Chelsea star told to leave club because Thomas Tuchel doesn't fancy him. Must be that big ugly cunt Rudiger.

I was watching a documentary about Ian Huntley when the shocking truth hit me. I had no fucking idea where Soham was.

10 years today since Amy Winehouse died but the superglue they made from her equine torso still holds firm.

Just back from a very disappointing week away in London and it was nothing like its portrayed on the telly. I didn't see a single nigger get shot or stabbed.

I'm appalled by these drug related death figures coming out of Scotland. I was hoping they'd be at least double that number.

Watching the women's long distance runners at the Olympics I had a little chuckle to myself thinking about Paula Radcliffe shitting herself in the marathon. I then remembered a similar personal experience of my own about 10 years ago although unfortunately I was going home on the night bus at the time.