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Ian Watkins has been murdered in prison. Unfortunately, the knife was slightly injured.

I was sitting on a park bench yesterday, admiring the flowers. An old man with eyes of wisdom approached, and sat next to me. "Age is just a number, my friend. You can do anything you want to do in this world, as long as you are kind to those that matter". That man's name? Jimmy Savile.

I went to my first minstrel show the other day, little black fella with a big smile on his face, dancing about. On closer inspection it was just a random advert.

America says immigrants are eating wildlife UK says, first time?

I was just watching the Paralympics, specifically the Dwarf high-jump. The bar was quite low.

Elon Musk is the most successful African-American

I challenged the best paralympic wheelchair athlete to a race I was much quicker in a car.

The immigrant masses want to show us how awful it was to be ruled by us, by moving here and being ruled by us again

A lot of people have been stabbed at a "diversity festival" in Germany In other news, a lot of Turkeys were injured last year around Christmas time.

I asked my local Kebab shop worker how they got the doner meat to be so tender Turns out it's an ancient technique where they fuck the sheep before killing it.