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Sometimes, I think about the Holocaust, Then I have a wank.

I was sitting on a park bench yesterday, admiring the flowers. An old man with eyes of wisdom approached, and sat next to me. "Age is just a number, my friend. You can do anything you want to do in this world, as long as you are kind to those that matter". That man's name? Jimmy Savile.

The immigrant masses want to show us how awful it was to be ruled by us, by moving here and being ruled by us again

I'll be there for you (When the beer starts to pour) I'll be there for you (Like ketamine has before) I'll be there for you ('Cause if you're poor the cops don't care about you)

A man once told me that knowledge is power Then he told me that power corrupts

I got a job as Keir Starmer's assistant today and I had to wipe his mouth after dinner. I had to wipe the Savilea from his mouth.

Looking at football, black people have truly come a long way From being bought at auction and being set to work on the fields, to... nevermind

I stole my neighbour's Zimmerframe Now that’s a product I can get behind

To those planning on having no kids, look on the bright side: At least you'll have a lot of money for the government to steal when you die lonely and forgotten!

Why do Americans constantly need to see American flags? To remind them what country they're in.