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INFORMATION . We have been messaged by several members unhappy about how the site is being modded. Every day tens of new accounts are made that post spam and duplicates. We do our best to deleted them as soon as we see them, although we are also aware that a few of you get caught up in this tedious task and we are at times less than tolerant to certain members especially if we have to keep checking your posts. That said this is an opportunity for an open forum as suggested by one member that has just messaged me to say that a few of you want to say your piece so please do. Amnesty time have a go if you want, the troll stuff will get removed so please have a go at those that ruin the opportunity to have a proper dialogue.

Dear sickipedians A lot don't seem to understand why we as moderators have been asked to remove and discourage duplicate posts . Nobody including myself wants to be a killjoy and delete a very funny joke from a joke website . Let me make an analogy, if you were a new up and coming footballer and your manager had the ability to choose from any player that ever played , you would be competing against maradona, beckenbauer, best charlton messi, ronaldo, pele, you would never get a game. We want to encourage new writers new jokes new/old jokes clever observations and some funny rants and statements, not move jokes from our archive that are now copied around the web to todays newest jokes page . Thats what it says " todays newest jokes" not yesterdays best jokes if you want those you can find them, read them, share them whatever, but do not post them back on the new jokes page . I will leave the comments page open . You may be frank but not abusive .

INFORMATION . All new accounts posting dupes or mediocre shit will be killed on sight. Old accounts that haven't posted for years duping or posting mediocre shit will be killed on sight. New accounts posting more than 1 post an hour will be killed on sight.

Thanks all sickipedians for your contributions this year and have a good 2020. Also know from jan 1st facebook style text posts and non memes will no longer be acceptable. If you have a joke post it on the jokes page please. That includes just adding an image to an existing post from the archive unless it clearly adds an extra element and then it must be by the same author. Indians, haggarty and cliff and farts and what ever stupid in jokes will be allowed, but don't spam the pages please, we do get it's social media and some of you need psychological help.

INFORMATION Just because you are all bored at home just remember this Sickipedia is a joke site. Post jokes. Not shit . Post shit get banned. New accounts just posting facebook reddit unfunny wank shite get banned. Pornographic Memes = banned Facebook or just Text memes will be deleted. Old accounts that have not posted for years and suddenly post dupes and spam guess what? NB.We Don't care how many points you have. Stallion, Darkman and ponga try and post jokes not any boring drivel you think of, I know it's difficult. And yes I am on my period. Have a nice day.

General announcement . JULIUSGRUBROCKET HAS SADLY BEEN BANNED FOR 27 YEARS . you may open that bottle of champagne set off those fireworks ... No doubt he will return as jgr2 but who cares .

There is an issue with memes pages. We are aware that thumbnails are not opening. Admin have been notified.

Merry christmas all and thanks for all your efforts to keep sickipedia going. Drinks are on admin if anyone can find them .

Due to the spamming of the site yesterday with 30+ shit jokes about sala and his "hilarious unconfirmed death" all posts on the subject will also disappear mysteriously. As per vapemans ealier message .

To the miserable bastard that has voted all the jokes down admin are tracing your ip and you will have your largest scoring account reset to zero . To the rest I shall at least vote the page up . Odd this should happen when a lot of decent jokes have been posted .