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Wow! the blind 50 metres swimming event was thrilling, the British guy won by a nose .... He will be absolutely delighted with his Gold medal once he regains consciousness.

Due to the activities of the resident dickhead all post comments have been locked. Delete his ramblings yourself if you wish .

The government have passed legislation to officially reintroduce beavers back into Britain... Dam foreigners blocking all our rivers and streams.

INFORMATION. SICKIPEDIA is a joke site not a political platform for your opinions. Posts will just be deleted and a 30 day ban minimum.

INFORMATION . All new accounts posting dupes or mediocre shit will be killed on sight. Old accounts that haven't posted for years duping or posting mediocre shit will be killed on sight. New accounts posting more than 1 post an hour will be killed on sight.

I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t, You can, I can’t! I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t, You can, I can’t! Look, Orville, Yes? Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we’ll never part; Now hear what I’m saying, Orville? Yes? Who is your very best friend? You are. I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart. Thank you. They don't write songs like they used to. Thank fuck. See we can post spam too, stop it!

INFORMATION . We have been messaged by several members unhappy about how the site is being modded. Every day tens of new accounts are made that post spam and duplicates. We do our best to deleted them as soon as we see them, although we are also aware that a few of you get caught up in this tedious task and we are at times less than tolerant to certain members especially if we have to keep checking your posts. That said this is an opportunity for an open forum as suggested by one member that has just messaged me to say that a few of you want to say your piece so please do. Amnesty time have a go if you want, the troll stuff will get removed so please have a go at those that ruin the opportunity to have a proper dialogue.

INFORMATION Just because you are all bored at home just remember this Sickipedia is a joke site. Post jokes. Not shit . Post shit get banned. New accounts just posting facebook reddit unfunny wank shite get banned. Pornographic Memes = banned Facebook or just Text memes will be deleted. Old accounts that have not posted for years and suddenly post dupes and spam guess what? NB.We Don't care how many points you have. Stallion, Darkman and ponga try and post jokes not any boring drivel you think of, I know it's difficult. And yes I am on my period. Have a nice day.

Daniel Radcliffe learns to swim in the kiddies pool that the evil Voldemort has secretly filled with Piranhas. They find his leg. Harry potter and the deathly shallows part 1. They find his head . Harry potter and the deathly shallows part 2.

Please read chaps it's US law. It may seem prudish but we have to trade off for freedom of speech.