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My Niece was raped in Bradford by a white man. I vowed I would kill the first white man I saw. Still looking!

A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable smoothies has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide. Their ' Melon - Cauli ' smoothie has now been withdrawn.

Kurt zouma is starring in a remake of a classic pantomime;........... Boots in puss.

Phillip Schofield reckons it took him under sixty seconds to find out the value of his car So how come it's taken him 57 years to decide what sex to fuck?

My Son told me that every time he sees a certain teacher she always gives him the horn. I winked and told him there's nothing wrong with that and it's normal for a young man. But, It's not fair, she knows I can't play the flipping thing, he protested.

My wealthy neighbour told me she wants to change her will, and she's going to leave everything to me. Well,she can fuck right off and hire a Solicitor. Tight bitch.

I can't believe starving school kids are being sent meagre food parcels by the government. Let's face it, their parents are living hand to mouth and can barely afford the latest I phone.

I'm buying my Girlfriend a new dressing gown for Christmas. She's not showing me up in Wetherspoons with that tatty old one again.

I've nicknamed my cat Rose West;........ She kills young birds and hides their bodies around the garden.

I've often wondered if it's possible to order a takeaway telepathically. Now,that's food for thought!