Sickipedia

I bet Shane Warne is spinning in his grave

I wouldn't say there's loads of Pakis where I live but the range of vests in Primark come in S, M, L and Suicide.

I bet there's a florist in Balmoral rubbing his hands together at the moment

My lad told me he had been studying at school about the war between the Indians and Pakistanis for the bit of land they consider holy and theirs I asked who won and he said " in the end West Yorkshire Council told them both to fuck off and Bradford belonged to them

The Queen has emailed all members of the Royal Family asking them to take a spade to Prince Philips funeral to help dig the grave. Prince Harry replied saying "her names Meghan, if you don't mind"

Helmet cameras.. Great views for watching F1 racing, not so good for gay porn I guess.

This Indian Covid variant is so bad It's wiped out half the staff at my local takeaway. Next week in memory of them, the menu will contain Naan Dead, Papa Gone and Chicken Bury Auntie.

Several members of a Swedish 1970s tribute band have been found dead in a coal mine in Wales, police say it could be another ABBA fan disaster

Microphone for sale... No longer Wanted

Graffiti artist Banksy, he must be the only man who's sprayed more shit on a wall than Bobby Sands