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prestongnome

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prestongnome

5 years ago-Other-Shopping-Post Rating : 28

I think I'll go to an estate agents...point my gun and say " Nobody move "

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Stroke-Post Rating : 16

Jamaican tourist board information: Remember to always keep a two metre distance, That's about six penis lengths

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Old Age-Post Rating : 23

You can always find a new hobby while stuck at home: Wayne Rooney has taken up cave painting

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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 15

At the job centre... Me...."d'ya know, I've half a mind to work at McDonald's". Job centre..."That's all you need"!

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5 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 11

A self-employed plumber called the jobcentre,he said he needed money due to lack of work. The Jobcentre said " sure-visit the jobcentre". The plumber said "I can, but they'll be a £90 call out charge

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 8

Need some carpentry advice chaps; Am fitting a glory-hole in a church confessional . Question is - how low down should I drill the hole?

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5 years ago-Events-Black Friday-Post Rating : 11

All new E.U diet. Stick to Brussels. Watch the Pounds disappear.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 1

I'm a big 'sex in the workplace' fan... unfortunately, like everyone else, I'm stuck at home at the moment : Does anyone need a primary school teacher?

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5 years ago-Racism-Scousers-Post Rating : 0

New Liverpool dads: Give your child the best start in Life by ringing the Universal credit line today . You should get through by just about his 16th birthday..

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One Chinese coronavirus chatting to another Chinese coronavirus: " Do you fancy going abroad this year"?

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