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I think I'll go to an estate agents...point my gun and say " Nobody move "

Jamaican tourist board information: Remember to always keep a two metre distance, That's about six penis lengths

You can always find a new hobby while stuck at home: Wayne Rooney has taken up cave painting

At the job centre... Me...."d'ya know, I've half a mind to work at McDonald's". Job centre..."That's all you need"!

A self-employed plumber called the jobcentre,he said he needed money due to lack of work. The Jobcentre said " sure-visit the jobcentre". The plumber said "I can, but they'll be a £90 call out charge

Need some carpentry advice chaps; Am fitting a glory-hole in a church confessional . Question is - how low down should I drill the hole?

All new E.U diet. Stick to Brussels. Watch the Pounds disappear.

"What do we want. - hearing aids" "When do we want 'em - hearing aids"

I'm a big 'sex in the workplace' fan... unfortunately, like everyone else, I'm stuck at home at the moment : Does anyone need a primary school teacher?

New Liverpool dads: Give your child the best start in Life by ringing the Universal credit line today . You should get through by just about his 16th birthday..