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I just donated £50 to an LGBT group. I really hope it helps them find a cure.

Only when I went to see "12 Years a Slave" I understood what exploiting another human being can be on it's worst. I paid £5.65 for large popcorn.

I came out to my parents as a necrophiliac. I wish I would have done it when they were still alive.

I was visiting Auschwitz the other summer and I have to tell you, if they had those ticket prices back in -44 there is no way they could have attracted 6 million Jewish visitors!

I really hope my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have a dick this time. But something inside me tells she does.

I think my wife's biological clock has started ticking. She wants to have sex every time she sees kids. Finally we have something in common.

Why have they all the sudden started to call rape victims "survivors"? 🤔 At least none of mine ever survived.

"The first all-female spacewalk happens today" Meanwhile in space: "Houston, we have a problem". "What sort of a problem?". "Well if you don't know without asking, I guess there is no problem at all! Everything is JUST FINE!".

"Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg featured on postage stamp". Can't wait until she finds out that international mail is delivered by planes.

Finland is once again "the happiest country in the world"...! At the same time, Finland is "most racist country in Europe". What can we learn from this: being a racist makes you happy.