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I came out to my parents as a necrophiliac. I wish I would have done it when they were still alive.

Guys I need your help please. I live in Finland and we just got a government where 5 most influential ministers are women, 4 of them under 35. Needless to say they all are left-green Greta-loving feminist extremists, with worse math skills than Diane Abbott. I need to fight this madness on comment fields, on FB and everywhere I can. Those smug geese belong to the kitchen. Could you help me to ridicule them? I already used wasp's time traveling joke and sent the government to meet their horrible demise in the middle ages, where they found out they can't command brutal and raping mercenaries only with feminism. People laughed until my comment was removed. If you can think of any other jokes I could use here, please tell. I know I am supposed to write only jokes here but I consider this an emergency.

Finland is once again "the happiest country in the world"...! At the same time, Finland is "most racist country in Europe". What can we learn from this: being a racist makes you happy.

According to the media, the body of Desmond Tutu will be 'aquamated', which basically means boiling him in hot water. Those attending his funeral are asked to bring some chopped potatoes, carrots and onions.

I just donated £50 to an LGBT group. I really hope it helps them find a cure.

Tina Turner: "Ike used to beat me to bruises but nobody seemed to notice". Probably not even when she had a thick lip. 🤔

I don't accept what Hitler said and did even though he was an inspiring person. I don't accept veganism.

I was visiting Auschwitz the other summer and I have to tell you, if they had those ticket prices back in -44 there is no way they could have attracted 6 million Jewish visitors!

Leroy got a job delivering Cadbury Cream Eggs. He was so excited that he oversped and lost control of the van on a curve. The van plunged in a field, eggs spreading all around. Leroy was thrown out to the field and knocked unconscious. Soon a car arrived to the scene. The driver ran to the field and started to stomp the eggs frantically. "Quick! Come help me!", he shouted to onlookers. "One of them has already hatched!".

Say what you want about wasp's wife but I happen to know she has been casted as a female lead in an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster. Godzilla vs Kong.