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I was accused today of being "a racist" and "misogynist"...? Not true. It's not niggers' fault women are so stupid.

Had a bit of a role playing fun with the wife tonight. "Doctor & Nurse" if you know what I mean... It came to a quick end after I diagnosed her with morbid obesity.

Apparently yesterday was an "International Female Orgasm Day". 🤔 For me my partner's orgasm is just like her pulse. I don't really care if she has one.

Call me silly, but sticking your dick in another man's asshole doesn't merit a special flag or month long celebration.

I just can't get over the hypocrisy of women. They write how much they appreciate "openness" and "honesty", but go fucking ballistic when you take out a measuring tape and a scale to see if they described themselves truthfully.

I was in the garden yesterday when I noticed a slug. “I’ll go and get the salt” said my wife. The fat cow will eat anything.

The best thing about this new design is that it's now virtually impossible to see the abysmal score my jokes receive

Apparently you now need to "buy gems" to increase your monthly joke limit. There will be a lot of domestic violence in the wasp family, whether they will spend their money on gems or Pop-Tarts.

Great job this new design, it added three new colours and only two loading screens, almost like when I loaded Sinclair games with a tape recorder

"Male violence against women and girls starts with words". For example: "I'm going to hit you bitch". Other suggestions?