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Ok, so if Muslims are not allowed to eat anything that comes from a pig, why are so many of them named fuckin Hamed?
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The police around here are very racist. A black guy had a tyre blowout and was changing his wheel at the side of the road. A patrol car pulled up and the officer slapped the cuffs on him and arrested him for carjacking.
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If you go to a Korean restaurant and order Scampi do you get fish or dog?
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My mother in law has just come round. Her legs are still a bit shaky, i shouldn't have hit her quite so hard.
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Two Jewish homosexuals in a bar. I just had to go over and ask the question ' Ok you guys, which one lends and which one receives?'
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My wife has been moaning at me for months that I don't take her anywhere and we havnt made love for ages. In the end I caved in, bent her over the kitchen table and took her up the arse.
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A dwarf was in court accused of stealing a sheep. He denied the offence claiming he had left an hi-ho ewe.
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What's got 4 wheels, weighs a ton, only goes 5kmh, but you will never beat it? A motability scooter at an all you can eat buffet.
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My wife's just popped out for some Tena Ladies. I said 'Here's £20 love, bring me 2 back'
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My mates just come back from camping, gay bastard!
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