A nuclear war between India and Pakistan will leave both countries a devastated, putrified, fly ridden waste land. Personally I can't see them improving to that extent but you never know.
Just saw the latest Dr Who episode. Should have been titled "the chilling demise of any straight white actors". Luckily a bent black Doctor saved the..oh, wait.
In respectful recognition of the 18th anniversary of Madeleine Mcann's disappearance there now follows a poignant thought:
What is pink and covered in cobwebs?
Her tricycle.
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