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Don't know why people are moaning about king Charles Christmas speech " Be like your neighbours, do unto others " best advice in a long time. Bit of grooming got Mohammeds 4 year old daughter in the bedroom. She taught me a few new positions they don't show you in the kama sutra. Called in on the goldburgs, Jacob sold me a semetic card it's way better than the nigger race card. When the bill arrives now due " Now Jew, NOW JEW whhaa whaa that's what Nazis said, whaaa whaa hate crime." I was sold Jacob said " nigger and a Jew in fight when the police turn up who gets shot?" Plus you get the buy 2 get 1 Jew only Discount. Normal chit chat with a few other neighbours, suddenly went off like a BLM protest group had all been offered employment. Looters striped Leroy's house everything in it was returned to its owner.

Another sad day for music. Justin Bieber has just been found in his hotel room alive and well.

Problem solved

Is google new logo looking for the person who stole an O from their logo. Or changed their name to, go woggle?

Google have embraced Black Lives Matter. By posting a wanted poster of the person who has stolen one of the O's from their logo.

I just slipped and went arse over tit crossing the road. Must have been that black ice because when I got up my wallet was gone.

Memories

Inspector gadget

Irish feller goes in a shoe shop buys himself a pair of tortoise shell shoes. Took him 4 hours to walk out the shop. Feller goes into the chemist says " have you got any condoms that big" Chemists says " that would only fit a mouse " He says I know the Fucking house is over run with them. RIP Bernard Manning.

Over the Fucking moon 500 times in a row I have took first place at the annual world's biggest bull shitter awards. If I win next year I will match my previous world record.