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Is google new logo looking for the person who stole an O from their logo. Or changed their name to, go woggle?

Google have embraced Black Lives Matter. By posting a wanted poster of the person who has stolen one of the O's from their logo.

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to fuck off. Still funny

I just slipped and went arse over tit crossing the road. Must have been that black ice because when I got up my wallet was gone.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last long when you're fat.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long when you are fat.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long if your fat.