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So at a Zoom Meeting, my boss asked me why I had a bandage on my hand. Perhaps I gave him the worst reply ever. "When I was coming home from the pub last night, some cunt trod on my fingers."

So I want to buy a Zombie Queen Elizabeth costume for Halloween. Too soon?

Did all prisoners that were detained at Her Majesty's pleasure get out when she kicked the bucket and obviously wasn't having a laugh anymore?

Hey Elon Musk, I would love to pay $8 a month for free speech.

For someone who has massive problems grasping the difference between a refugee seeking asylum and an escapee from a lunatic asylum, Trump is gonna have trouble getting his head around Greenland's capital's name, Nuuk.

My dad was one of those guys who ascribed to the belief that you learnt by DOING things, not from books, studying or courses. So every Saturday, he would take me to the swimming baths and throw me directly in the water, so he could learn CPR.

It's Day 2 of deliberations in the former US president's Hush Money case in New York, and Trump is hoping for a hung jury. He did wish the same for Mike Pence on Jan 6 to his credit.

Does it make you gay if you put Last Christmas on the jukebox in January? Asking for a friend.

So in 2025, we lost: Dick Cheney Norman Tebbit Charlie Kirk Jean-Marie Le Pen Come on Donny - this is a great list to be on!!!

So in the lead-up to the football tonight, I've been investigating how the USA managed to get a draw in their England match. I've watched US Soccer Moms 1-5 and I still haven't seen them do anything football related. Go figure ...